jaclcfrost:

someonemayhavejust:

jaclcfrost:

sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]

SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]

this is

more than i bargained for

(via tyleroakley)

lsotboy:

calum dressed as ashton really gets me goingimage

(via sarcalstic)

barebackinq:

[sweats nervously]

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

(Source: leethepace, via thehilariousblog)

Signs in Hogwarts Houses

astrologycat:

Gryffindor:

Aries, Leo, Sagittarius

Slytherin:

Scorpio, Cancer, Pisces

Hufflepuff:

Virgo, Taurus, Capricorn

Ravenclaw:

Aquarius, Libra, Gemini

(via calumfood)

beyoncebeytwice:

i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about

(via straighthater)

arcana21:

s-tu:

s-tu:

who needs swag when you have class

…ical music

I THINK I LOST A FOLLOWER FOR THIS

THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CLASSICAL MUSIC I’LL RAM MY TROMBONE SO FAR UP YOUR HOOHAH WHEN SOMEONE EATS YOU OUT THEY’LL BE ABLE TO PLAY THE SOLO FROM SIBELIUS’S SYMPHONY IN C

i need this framed on my wall

(via laughcentre)

kissinglucas:

being a 5sos fan is great bc you never have an actual favourite member bc they all fuck you up eventually am i right

(via calumfood)

yungscylla:

i love facebook i changed my mind

chriskaevil:

DC is being all gritty and “realistic” and Marvel just had a movie where the galaxy is saved by a dance-off and the power of friendship

(via patrickcolemanus)

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